Day 043b: Breakdown, Go Ahead and Give It to Me

Pic: US-191 meets US-26/US-287. Moran, WY

The first rule of road trip is: don’t break yourself.

The second rule of road trip is: don’t break your car.

I violated #2 today : (. I was distracted by packing for my two-nighter in Lower Granite Canyon and did too much USB charging without running Isa’s engine. Result: dead battery.

Luckily, my probably-legal campsite was near a road that led to a small cluster of houses. It took only an hour of sitting by the road with my jumper cables on display before a nice couple in their 60s stopped to help. Isa started right up, the good Samaritans declined my offer of cash or a cold soda, and the backpacking scheme was back on track.

Light was fading fast in the canyon by the time I arrived at the backcountry camping area. The first spot looked pretty good but, like a dog circling before lying down, I always feel compelled to browse; maybe the next site is even better!

My concession to the secretary problem ended quickly when I rounded a corner and encountered a moose cow on the trail. She glared at me with a look that said, “I am much bigger than you and I think you should leave.” I backed away quietly. Satisfied, she went back to munching leaves. I waited a bit to see if she’d wander away, but she only continued further up the trail. I returned to the first site and set up camp — I wasn’t here to argue accommodations with a moose.

Day 043a: Moran School

Pic: Hey, dummy. Where’d you learn to be so dumb? Moran, WY

The name “Moran” shows up a lot in northwestern Wyoming. There’s Mt. Moran, Moran Point, Moran Junction, and the remote community of Moran, WY (Wyoming’s “coldest continually inhabited place”[1]). They are all named after Thomas Moran, a little-known American treasure. Moran’s evocative paintings were instrumental in the creation of Yellowstone National Park, a crucial early victory for the nascent Conservation movement.

None of that stopped me from giggling whenever I saw the name, however, due to this meme from 2003.

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Pic: Imperfect re-creation, but not bad for materials on-hand imo. Moran, WY

My apologies to the citizens of Moran. Your area is lovely, your post office delivered my postcards, and a few of your residents saved my bacon. Your town’s name is just funny to me. I blame that guy from St. Louis.

 

[1] A record low of -63 °F!