Day 016b: The Utah Chuckle

Pic: Wall of Windows. Bryce Canyon NP, UT

I tend to overpack a bit due to various factors (ambitious itinerary, traveling solo, use the same 60L pack for half-day hops as for multi-day trips) but I was nonetheless surprised at how little I saw other folks carrying. The rim of Bryce Canyon varies from 8000 to 9000 feet of elevation, which is more than enough altitude to affect a flatlander. Add late spring sun, high desert dryness, and exertion and you have a recipe for a Bad Time.

Hence, I was happy to see a ranger hanging out at a busy and confusing 4-way intersection on the Navajo Loop Trail, dispensing directions and accosting European teenagers: “Where are you headed? I’m a little worried about you since you’re not carrying much — er, any — water.”

During a lull in traffic I greeted the garrulous ranger and learned that dehydration was the most common emergency that park staff handled. I told him about my trip so far and solicited advice about upcoming Capitol Reef. I also told him about the Utah Chuckle, which is a term I invented to describe this common scenario: you are hiking in Utah, agape at the beauty around you. Then, you come around a corner and shake your head and chuckle because you’ve just found something even more indescribably beautiful.

Bryce Canyon gave me quite a few Utah Chuckles.

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Pic: Hoodoos from Peekaboo Trail. Bryce Canyon NP, UT

I’d like to give a shout out to the Junior Ranger program in general and the Hike the Hoodoos Challenge in Bryce Canyon specifically. I encountered enthusiastic young participants at every park I visited, interacting with rangers and learning science in the outdoors. Plus, collecting stuff is fun for kids of all beard lengths:

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Pic: These five selfies earned me an “I Hiked the Hoodoos” badge! Bryce Canyon NP, UT

Day 016a: A Hell of a Place to Lose a Cow

Pic: Ebenezer Bryce’s backyard. Bryce Canyon NP, UT

Bryce Canyon has an unusual layout: civilization is up top; the hikes all go down and then come (steeply) back up. I wanted to see as much of the the 12 mile long, 800′ deep Amphitheater as possible, so I chose the Queens Garden/Peekaboo/Navajo ‘Figure 8’ Combination (what am I, a figure skater?).

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Pic: Unlike Elephant Rock, I needed five minutes, the assistance of three groups of strangers, and exactly the right angle to be able to see this hoodoo as Queen Victoria, wearing robes and a crown, sitting on a throne. Queens Garden, Bryce Canyon NP, UT