Pic: Symmetry is creepy. The Orleans, Las Vegas, NV
As I lay in my gambling-subsidized bed contemplating the next phase of my journey, the room phone rang. “Uh, hello?”
“Hi, this is security.” (Uh-oh, what’d I do…) “We noticed that you’ve had the ‘Do Not Distrub’ sign on your door for a few days and just wanted to make sure everything is okay.”
Las Vegas: where using the same two towels for four days is a potential emergency.