Day: May 10, 2017

Pic: Talk about mud flaps, my drink’s got it. Walmart, Las Vegas, NV

I surveyed one Tyler and two friends of Tyler. Top five answers are on the board.

What are your favorite parts of this product?

5. Dispensa-Rita®, liquor maid! Where would I be without you?

4. Big Bucket (“Then it’s not just a clever name”) and Premium — that’s a marriage made in Walmart (h/t @dabizomb)

3. Master of Mixes is pulling your strings / Twisting your limes and salting your rims

2. Is this product marketed to alcoholic doomsday preppers? (h/t @mpricer)

1. In the highly-competitive margarita bucket market, I’d hate to be America’s second-favorite. (Actually, they finished second in the polling, after “What?”)